Mitt-wit Romney says Dick Cheney is his American Idol VP. Returning the favor Dick Cheney will host a July fund-raiser for Mitt Romney at their home in Jackson Hole, Wyo., according to a save-the-date e-mail from the Romney campaign. The two reportedly are also going bird-hunting. Cheney is a crack shot and Mitt is ...well, cracked.
Killing two birdbrains with one stoned